1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are
beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful...the
choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no
wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring.
Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet
you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you
like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style
in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good
nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend"
and be asking for money from him. GT-bank staff cannot
receive salary from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set up my
boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me
wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent
(C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a Girlfriend when
asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues &
we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is
responsible and blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your life is short sexy wedding dresses
on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and
he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby won't make him
stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat
your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he
don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will
RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair
in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on
low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u but
kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg for
pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your car
is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still
gonna be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,
you Will Still Be the Food For Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for
Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their
last breath am about sleeping someone somewhere is
crying.. Always thank the lord no matter the situation
.....pls send to friends.
Pls say after me with faith,
I shall not beg to eat.
I shall not be ashamed.
I shall not be cursed.
I shall not cry over loved ones.
I shall not be mocked.
I shall not be a victim of hired killers.
I shall not be a victim of accidents.
I shall not be sorrowful.
BUT, I shall be great.
I shall be fruitful
I shall be victorious.
I shall be celebrated.
I shall be successful.
I shall be favoured.
I shall be blessed in abundance.
I shall be prosperous.
I shall have joy unspeakable.
I shall have peace beyond limits.I shall make it.
I shall testify.
I shall be lifted high beyond falling.
I shall excel in all that i do.
I shall be called Wonderful.
Where the road is thirsty of flesh and blood, my family n
i with my beloved ones will not go there.
The evils that will happen will not know my dwelling
place. Death messengers will not know my address. The
miracles in the year shall locate my household.
My heart desires will not be cut-short. I will not cry
because of you.
I pray for you, in the remaining months of this year,Your
PICTURE WILL NOT BE USED FOR R.I.P. why not type
# Amen by faith if you believe God is going to do
something great in ur life this year.
Send this to the 24 most important people in your life,
and share it to me if I'm included.